We’re Off to Kill the Wizard: A Menu

This menu is inspired by the in-episode family dinner Jessica makes for the Donovans.

 

burger

A Family Dinner to Accompany

“We’re Off to Kill the Wizard”

Beverages

Soft drinks, cold milk, tap water, coffee and tea

Main Course

Simple, family-friendly fare, these recipes come from the extremely
popular 1975 edition of Joy of Cooking, a copy of which can be found
on top of Jessica’s refrigerator back home in Cabot Cove. 

Sautéed Hamburgers

Coleslaw

Accompaniments: Sesame Seed Buns,
Ketchup, Mustard, Tomatoes, Pickled Cucumbers

Dessert

In honor of Chicago’s Palmer House,
the birthplace of the brownie, a homestyle version:

Betty Crocker Brownies à la Mode

 

Hit, Run and Homicide: A Menu

The Tale of the New England Clambake: Good Eats, Bad Romance?

The romantic origins of the New England clambake are more myth than reality.  The narrative that indigenous people introduced early colonial settlers to the clambake as an ancient foodway is not historically accurate.  The clambake originated in 19th century Rhode Island, and was widely incorporated into the United States’ evolving national identity following the Civil War.  (For scholarly rigor and more details, please refer to The Oxford Companion to American Food and Drink.) 

Despite its prosaic origins, a New England clambake is still worthwhile, distinctive, and delicious.  In theory, a barebones beachy version can be accomplished using only fished and found objects, which lends it a certain scavenger/desert isle “I want your everything as long as it’s free” kind of romance.

clam pail

A New England Clambake

to accompany

Hit, Run and Homicide

Beverages

Preferably fresh from a cooler full of ice:

Light and Medium Bodied Beers

White and Rosé  Wines, Still and Sparkling

Lemonade & Soft Drinks

The Clambake

Step by Step Instructions (Maine)

Demonstration (Rhode Island)

Lobsters, Clams, Corn, New Potatoes

Drawn Butter & Rolls

Desserts

Assorted pies and frozen desserts

In honor of Maine, home to Cabot Cove:

Wild Blueberry Pie

In honor of Rhode Island, origin of the clambake:

Del’s Lemonade

Lovers and Other Killers: A Menu

This menu is based on the in-episode breakfast check, which was actually drawn up for David and Jessica’s Chateaubriand dinner.

 

asparagus

A Menu to Accompany

“LOVERS AND OTHER KILLERS”

Appetizer

Crab Stuffed Mushrooms

Salad

Hearts of Palm Salad

Main Course

Chateaubriand is another name for beef tenderloin

Chateaubriand

Asparagus Bearnaise

Dessert

More often called Cherries Jubilee, and almost never Cherries Flambeau

Cherries Flambe

Nightcap

Cognac

 

It’s a Dog’s Life: A Menu

 

Watermelon

A Hunt Breakfast

to accompany

“IT’S A DOG’S LIFE”

A Breakfast Cocktail

Add some orange juice to Trish’s (or your) favorite spirit

Gin and Juice

Screwdriver

Tequila Sunrise

Small Plates

Good vs. Evil

Angels on Horseback

Deviled Eggs

The Main Course

A very traditional dish

Brunswick Stew

A Fruit Course

Popular at parties and potlucks of this era, and served at Denton’s birthday breakfast

Fruit Salad in a Watermelon Basket

 

Hooray for Homicide: A Menu

 

kabob 2

A Menu to Accompany

“HOORAY FOR HOMICIDE”

Libation

Eve’s signature cocktail

Scotch & Diet Soda

Appetizer

Beach House Crudité

Main Dish

Skewer this.

Marta’s Shish Kabob

Dessert

Instead of Jerry’s pills of any color.  Just say no to drugs.

Ronald Reagan’s Jelly Beans

 

Birds of a Feather: A Menu

 

champignons

A Menu to Accompany

“BIRDS OF A FEATHER”

A Toast

To Al Drake

Sparkling Wine

The Soup

Celebrating all the beautiful champignons

Moosewood Mushroom Barley Soup

The Main Course

A delicious bird from San Francisco’s Chinatown

Peking Duck

Dessert

A simple cake for a simple wedding

Homemade Wedding Cake

 

Deadly Lady: A Menu

In Defense of Scrod

Scrod is an unappealing word for something that can be very delicious. It’s whitefish, usually cod or haddock. However, for this menu I am going to choose broiled scrod, which is a popular New England dish, over boiled scrod, which, as far as I know, isn’t really a thing.

 

clams

A Menu to Accompany

“DEADLY LADY”

Appetizer

For Ralph

Clam Dip & Potato Chips

 Main Course

I’m pretty sure Jessica meant broiled, not boiled

New England Broiled Scrod

Fresh from her vegetable garden, I’d imagine

Sauteed Zucchini and Summer Squash

Dessert

Because it’s summertime in Maine

Blueberry Crumble

 

The Murder of Sherlock Holmes: A Menu

 

My Lobstah

A Menu to Accompany

“THE MURDER OF SHERLOCK HOLMES”

A Toast

To Mrs. Fletcher’s rare gift for murder, and to her continued success

Sparkling Wine

The Soup

Fit for New York’s Chowder King

Manhattan Clam Chowder

The Fish Course

Featuring the only claws in Cabot Cove

Steamed Lobster with Drawn Butter

The Main Course

For our gracious host

Monte Cristo Sandwiches

Apples

Dessert

Provided by the PTA Refreshment Committee

Brownies & Macaroons

Punch